Things that piss me off - Number 1

Things that piss me off - Number 1

London Public Transport
(But I like this)

To cheer myself up

I like to wear a cape, it works...try it sometime.

Dream job

I am looking for a job as an elephant washer..
£35,000 per annum - if you come across one please forward the details.

First Blog

Well here it is... not that I really think anyone wants to hear/read/see my life, but you may well be amused by my complete lack of spelling and grammar skills.

I also manage to get myself into embarrassing situations and as I seem to have had the shame button removed from me at birth I figured why not share these with the world (or the two people that will probably read this).

Plus I really can't be arsed with work today ... and after imaginary shopping for a 1 million pound house on the internet... I decided to talk about myself.

10 facts about me

1) I am northern (York, Yorkshire)
2) I live in Dalston (East London)
3) I have a cat (Dextor)
4) I love my friends
5) I am 25 (but feel 35 due to my friends always being older than me and sucking my life force)
6) I work hard
7) I am single
8) I need to learn to drive
9) I am happiest in the sun or in mud
10) I have recently changed careers (industries)

Bored yet..?